Just another Web geek playing with the WebTumblr (3.0; @donmelton)http://donmelton.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSvJwUFI_es&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mSvJwUFI_es&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Pulp Muppets.” A Henson/Tarantino mashup from a few years ago. I just love that Eric Stolz puppet. Via <a href="http://kenlevine.blogspot.com/2009/10/for-all-you-fans-of-quentin-tarantino.html">Ken Levine</a>.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/209053247http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/209053247Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:03:52 -0700<embed style="display:block" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:60669" width="360" height="301" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="autoPlay=false" allowscriptaccess="always" allownetworking="all" bgcolor="#000000"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=60669&title=ass-pennies">Ass pennies</a>. Priceless.</p> <p>Well, I’ll certainly have to try that. After, of course, I melt every penny that I own now.</p> <p>Via <a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/169096017/ass-pennies-upright-citizens-brigade-comedy">Merlin Mann</a>.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/169109663http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/169109663Sat, 22 Aug 2009 12:19:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UlzoL-wQwio&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UlzoL-wQwio&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>I never thought to use my iPhone <i>this</i> way to relieve stress. Seems like faux violence and rage can be quite refreshing.</p> <p>Actually, this guy must have used to iPhones to make this video. We need more customers like that at the <a title="Apple" href="http://www.apple.com/">Fruit Company</a>.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/165356512http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/165356512Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:38:48 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nx4UEe98EkY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nx4UEe98EkY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Haven’t we all been there, buddy. Haven’t we all been there.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86578657http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86578657Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:39:52 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FzRH3iTQPrk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FzRH3iTQPrk&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Until tonight, I was not among the nearly 33 million viewers of the sneezing panda. My life is now complete, albeit a wee bit more startled.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86575807http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86575807Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:25:58 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1BDM1oBRJ8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L1BDM1oBRJ8&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>GI Joe pork chop sandwiches. WTF? Here’s another meme I missed on teh interwebs.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86573315http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86573315Sat, 14 Mar 2009 21:05:50 -0700 <object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/flash/single-title/cdn-player/single-title-player.swf" width="400" height="300"> <!-- <![endif]--> <!--[if IE]> <object classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,0,0" width="400" height="300"> <param name="movie" value="http://video.nationalgeographic.com/video/player/flash/single-title/cdn-player/single-title-player.swf&" /> <!--> <param name="flashvars" value="vid=monkey-floss-embed-apvin" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /></object> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2009/03/090312-monkeys-floss.html">Monkeys that floss with human hair</a>. And with better hygiene than some people I know. Are we being abandoned by evolution?</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86490223http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/86490223Sat, 14 Mar 2009 14:39:24 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fy1G1qdvIAI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Fy1G1qdvIAI&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>From the now-canceled “D.L. Hughley Breaks the News” on CNN: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Schaeffer">Frank Schaeffer</a>, author of ”<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Crazy-God-Helped-Religious-Almost/dp/0306817500">Crazy for God</a>,” on what’s left of the GOP. And considering his background, he doesn’t pull any punches.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/84718673http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/84718673Sun, 08 Mar 2009 16:59:00 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PRuTRfHOQYM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PRuTRfHOQYM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Two angry camels in a car.” Words defy me on this one.</p> <p>I say just give ‘em the car keys and let ‘em drive away.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/83708961http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/83708961Wed, 04 Mar 2009 23:17:09 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KDm1I_8nj14&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KDm1I_8nj14&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>“Muppetstar Galactica.” I can’t believe I somehow missed this years ago.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/82739545http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/82739545Sun, 01 Mar 2009 23:35:24 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z2BgjH_CtIA&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A dog running in his sleep. Folks, this really does happen. More often that you would think. Plus, they bark in their sleep. I just love dogs.</p> <p>Via “<a title="Dog running in his sleep" href="http://www.pieheaven.net/2009/02/27/dog-running-in-his-sleep/">Pie Heaven</a>.”</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/82229792http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/82229792Sat, 28 Feb 2009 00:47:37 -0800<a href="http://www.oldjewstellingjokes.com/">Old Jews telling jokes</a>: <p>Twice weekly and in video format. Who knew!</p> <p>Via “<a href="http://project.ioni.st/post/2612#video_2612">Projectionist</a>.”</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/80321974http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/80321974Sat, 21 Feb 2009 14:39:05 -0800<embed src="http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/i/MSNBC/Components/Video/_Player/swfs/embedPlayer/EmbeddedPlayer0126.swf?domain=www.msnbc.msn.com&settings=22425448&useProxy=true&wbDomain=www.msnbc.msn.com&launch=29303918&sw=1920&sh=1200&EID=oVPEFC&playerid=22425001" swliveconnect="TRUE" width="400" height="319" align="top" play="true" loop="true" bgcolor="#000000" quality="Best" scale="noborder" salign="tl" mayscript="" name="fl20172813" id="fl20172813" menu="false" devicefont="false" wmode="window" allowfullscreen="true" seamlesstabbing="true" allowscriptaccess="always" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed><br/><br/><p>White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs delivers the smackdown to Rick Santelli’s rant on CNBC about the new housing plan.</p> <p>Via “<a title="Gibbs V. Santelli: He Should Read President's Plan" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/20/gibbs-v-santelli-he-shoul_n_168645.html">The Huffington Post</a>.”</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/80074487http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/80074487Fri, 20 Feb 2009 14:25:00 -0800<object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="255" data="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3261363&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF"><param name="quality" value="best" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="scale" value="showAll" /><param name="movie" value="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3261363&server=vimeo.com&fullscreen=1&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF" /><embed src="http://www.vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=3261363&server=www.vimeo.com&show_title=1&show_byline=0&show_portrait=0&color=00ADEF&fullscreen=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="255"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Visualizing the credit crisis by Jonathan Jarvis. This is so cool (albeit depressing) I’m going to show it to my whole family since we’ve all had a hard time wrapping our heads around understanding this situation.</p> <p>Via <a title="How we got into this mess" href="http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2009/02/how-we-got-into.html">Andrew Sullivan</a>.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/80030290http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/80030290Fri, 20 Feb 2009 11:15:37 -0800<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/Kwr4EGF3kjxq1ajnnI4WUCm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Just the right sentiment for Valentine’s Day.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78250333http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78250333Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:59:38 -0800<iframe src="http://www.snotr.com/embed/2275" width="400" height="330" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>I can’t figure out if this parrot is trying to do <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Blues_Brothers_(film)">Jake or Elwood</a>. Maybe Ray.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78249647http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78249647Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:53:59 -0800<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sGTAnXqn9Jc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sGTAnXqn9Jc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>OK, this stoned-kid-back-from-the-dentist meme has gotten entirely out of hand. Good Vader suit, though.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78249101http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78249101Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:50:21 -0800<img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/Kwr4EGF3kjxpkcrl2oMGKzrRo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>You just can’t argue with logic like that.</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78248663http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/78248663Sat, 14 Feb 2009 02:46:28 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="357" src="http://www.thedailybeast.com/swf/TheDailyBeastVideoPlayer.swf" flashvars="video=http://www.tdbimg.com/files/2009/02/09/vid-bill-maher-sounds-off_182753230289.flv&still=http://www.tdbimg.com/files/2009/02/09/img-real-time-with-bill-maher--384_182555945701.jpg&title=&medium=true" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="transparent" menu="false" quality="high"></embed><br/><br/><p>Bill Maher returns on February 20, thus justifying my subscription to HBO. Thank you, Bill! From the look of this promo clip, he’s already in shape to annoy and offend vast numbers of viewers. I’m looking forward to it.</p> <p>Via “<a href="http://www.thedailybeast.com/blogs-and-stories/2009-02-10/bill-maher-sounds-off/">The Daily Beast</a>.”</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/77406589http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/77406589Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:27:46 -0800<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/Kwr4EGF3kjre8mw3R2Xgb0ofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is disturbingly cute. Hard to imagine he’s some, albeit distant, cousin of <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_(1971_film)">Willard</a>.</p> <p>Via “<a href="http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2009/02/the-adventures.html">Cute Overload</a>.”</p>http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/77025555http://donmelton.tumblr.com/post/77025555Mon, 09 Feb 2009 16:42:48 -0800